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coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

capaldi-12:

blagdenjolrass:

"honey, i’m pregnant."

hello pregnant,” he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. “i’m dad.”

the first dad joke

Aweee

ghost-anus:

If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are

Yes!

spidervvebs:

when attractive people have low standards

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Hahaha